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one two three fourrrrnication!
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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