Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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