That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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