I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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