Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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