I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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