Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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