did you get engaged???
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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