Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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