i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
She tied me up with her honor cords...
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
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