Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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