We're like a lot better than the average bears
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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