No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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