If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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