operation have a gay friend backfired
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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