real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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