So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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