Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Randomize