He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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