There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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