i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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