I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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