I'm gonna have a badass scar
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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