That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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