I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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