I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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