I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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