I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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