Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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