dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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