billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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