Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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