are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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