she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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