It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I just sucked dick on a ferry
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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