If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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