If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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