i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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