do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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