There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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