Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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