So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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