Im at strip club and am horny
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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