How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
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