North Korea, Best Korea!
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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