Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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