There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
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