she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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