they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
how drunk are you?
Several
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Randomize
