just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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