Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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