Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
Randomize
