Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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