i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
why is half of my head shaved?
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