ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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